I had this happen today. When a potential client calls to have some graphics done and the first words to me "I can't hire a graphic designer but I thought I reach out to you
That was a very short call
What a jerk! People today if he can't hire a graphic designer go bugger off!
I was polite about it informed to check out fivver
You did better than I would have! It's probably good that I semi-retired as I cannot suffer fools.
The line I like is this, it shouldn't take much you're only doing it on the computer!
I imagine holding their head under water until the bubbles stop.